fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips
whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…
a fucking starship for ants
Broad City S01E02 | Dog park
things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet
- "i don’t have much to say"
- (shrug with a smile)
- "i like listening"
- (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
This is the best—and only—way to avoid answering questions.
"Thinking of Plan B muddies up your chances of succeeding at Plan A." - Charlie Day
the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann
"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.
Semi Transparent Lips & Nails (changes colour with your blog background - drag it!)
OH YMG OSH THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED IT TO BE
This. Is bad ass.
Ohmygoodness, it looks so cool on my page!
omg ogmomg THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL
I would get fake nails if they could be doge.